A Writer On AI

A friend pointed me to novelist Chuck Wendig’s newsletter a few weeks ago and I keep thinking of that last bit (you’ll see). He’s responding to a member of the Horror Writers Association board defending her use of AI for writing. His style can be chaotic but his points are flawless:

It’s very serious to us [writers]—a theoretically-existential threat!—to have our work taken without our permission and used to feed gluttonous software designed by techbros who literally say the quiet parts out loud when they talk about how it’ll destroy jobs, how we’re all gonna have to move to the fucking moon or instead live in a bunker beneath a data center somewhere, how if they actually had to pay creators for licensing rights they’d be bankrupt. They steal our work, they throw it into the machine like so much coal, and then use it to enrich themselves while simultaneously harming the environment and poisoning the fidelity of all our information systems. It is very clear that they want to treat information and knowledge as a resource to be mined—a utility to control, one that can be leveraged to extract payment from us. We and our work are all just material—Capital-C Content—to be melted down into slag.

So yeah! We’re kinda fucking mad about it! And when we see someone we like using it, we kinda want to kick some sand onto your shoes. You look like a sell-out. Like someone who just sold his buddy to the Cannibal Farm down the road.

 

Here’s the part that stuck with me:

If you wanna use AI, I can’t stop you.

But I can definitely give you a look like you just giddily shit your pants on a crowded train. That’s not me bullying you. That’s me acknowledging you shat yourself willfully and with joy and now we’re all having to deal with it.

You make your choices.

 

Wednesday Poem

There’s the joke that poets only talk about spring but I think late summer is really the season they love best. The longing! The foreshadowing! “Always, this hunger for more.”

 

How the Trees on Summer Nights Turn into a Dark River
by Barbara Crooker

how you can never reach it, no matter how hard you try,
walking as fast as you can, but getting nowhere,
arms and legs pumping, sweat drizzling in rivulets;
each year, a little slower, more creaks and aches, less breath.
Ah, but these soft nights, air like a warm bath, the dusky wings
of bats careening crazily overhead, and you’d think the road
goes on forever. Apollinaire wrote, “What isn’t given to love
is so much wasted,” and I wonder what I haven’t given yet.
A thin comma moon rises orange, a skinny slice of melon,
so delicious I could drown in its sweetness. Or eat the whole
thing, down to the rind. Always, this hunger for more.

Tuesday Project Roundup: New River Shorts

I finished my new active shorts in time to take them up to the river last weekend! Here they are doing what I love the most, Getting In The Water.

 

These are the Road Trip Pattern Co. Sierra Shorts. This is my second RTPC pattern and I’m a fan–professional instructions and drafting and I didn’t have to modify the fit. (However, I did go up a size based on the finished garment measurements, because I’m in my Giant Pants Era: I measured a 12 but as drafted that only had 1.5″ of ease, so I went up to a 14.)

The pattern has nice details, like the front cargo pockets that are big enough to hold a phone and instructions to use a mesh lining for the main pocket backing. I added a key loop to one front pocket and velcro to the back pocket so I don’t lose anything if I fall in the river.

The pattern would be a convincing Patagonia dupe if made in a solid color, but I found some print microfiber boardshort fabric from Fashion Fabrics Club to test the pattern with. I added a belt and belt loops because in my experience, wet elastic and cargo pockets means your shorts are going to fall off.

I put the belt and pocket lining to the test with a quick cold plunge and these were as comfy as cold wet shorts can be.

Learning From The Elders

I asked my dad to pass on his electrical knowledge and help me get another outlet in the garage and some better lights … and by “help” I mean “end up doing all of it while I watched.” I had planned to be more hands-on but there was a lot of knowledge to be imparted and Dad had all the experience (and all of the tools), so I ended up asking questions more than anything else.

I felt bad watching my father, who will be 79 in five days, run up and down a ladder, but I think I did learn some things and now there’s an outlet right by the toolbox. Plus he did the groundwork for the lights I installed after I sent him home–when I vacuum my car out next, I’ll actually be able to SEE it!

 

As always, Dad, thanks for your knowledge and tools and supplies and labor. Remember, passing your skills on by doing things for your daughter is a way of living forever. 😇😆

 

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Accessorizing Your Toolbox

I got my orange tool chest a few years ago from Harbor Freight but I only recently learned they make accessories for it. Shown here: A magnetic tray, a magnetic paper towel holder, and a magnetic power strip, and on the other side, a fold-out table and a magnetic hook.

 

I don’t know why these make me so happy–maybe it’s the idea of Harbor Freight saying, “You know, manly toolbox-owning men really DO want to color-coordinate their manly toolboxes.” I guess the urge to optimize/organize is genderless.

AI Could Never

AI anxiety is a theme here lately because I’m pretty sure a lot of my industry is going to get replaced by it in the near future. I don’t think it will be forever because these tools suck, but I’m brainstorming different ways to make a living for a while. Like being a wallpaper collector?

OK, maybe that’s not a real job but just look at these samples from the collection of Susanne Lipschutz, who actually did make wallpaper her job for many years (I remember an early-2000s feature in Martha Stewart Living!). I saw this older Messy Nessy Chic profile of her last week–old enough that the links to her larger collection were broken, so I had to look it up. If you want to scroll through 11 pages of glorious designs and ponder your career choices, go for it.

Tuesday Project Roundup: Seasonal Knitwear

I put my pink sweater aside for a few weeks and knit up a summery little top that I finished during the season it’s meant to be worn (I honestly think that’s a first for me in 20+ years of knitting).

A woman wearing burgunfy stripe pants and a sleeveless boatneck navy knitted top takes a mirror selfie

This is the Sidewalk Top – Texture pattern in Gepard “Cotton Waves” yarn and I love the nubby fabric the yarn makes:Flatlay of a navy knit boatneck sleeveless top in textured yarn.

My only mod was to add half an inch to the length of the back before joining in the round to make a forward should adjustment. I was just winging it but it worked out–I’m really happy with the fit.

This was incredibly fast, even for me; it’s knit on big needles and has zero finishing at the end, so once you weave in the ends, you can wear it.

Was I so excited about finishing something in season that I cast on another summer project over the weekend? Obviously! Will I be able to finish that one before it gets cold? I guess we’ll see!

Did You Know?

Did you know you can bring a chair up to the stream in Millcreek and just SIT in the WATER all afternoon? (Or until your butt goes fully numb, whichever comes first.)The legs and feet of a man and a woman propped up on rocks in a stream

A woman sitting on a low camp chair in shallow part of a stream. Her feet are up on a big rock that the water is cascading over. Trees are in the background.

I spent all week thinking “I should go to the pool more, we need to go to the Uintas, summer is winding down…” but this afternoon was a good slow-down and a reminder to throw the comb away. A numb butt is very grounding.

Friday Links

1. Red alert: Gap is re-releasing their 90’s fragrances. Obviously I need to buy some and smell the Grass one again and see if I’m transported back to 1995.

2. Here’s Dan Sheehan on airport lounges:

The product that airport lounges offer turned out to not be a luxurious alternative to the airport, but rather a fulfillment of what reasonable expectations for an airport would be. The experience is defined not by the consumer’s objective standard of a fancy lounge (a club for admirals!) but by the neglected hellscape that surrounds it.

3. Look at this orange cat version of Pinky and the Brain I saw on the Best Friends site this week. (I thought I wanted a dog? I thought it was too soon? But just look at them!)