This might be the best thing I’ve ever seen. I mean, I love a parody but I also sincerely love how reassuring this is. Thanks, random Tumblr user! (and friend Mike who shared the link.)
EVERYTHING’S FINE 🙂
By W.B. Yeats
Tracing a neat straight line, adept and sure,
The falcon heeds the calling falconer;
Things hang together, and the center holds;
Mere symmetry is ordering the world,
The sea-bright tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence proceeds;
The best have strong convictions, while the worst
Are full of resignation and are sad.
Surely no revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming’s far away.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When an indifference borne of stable comfort
Leaves my sight clear: somewhere in sands of the desert
A lion with lion body and the head of a lion,
A gaze calm and leonine, as is usual,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all around it
Reel shadows of the normal desert birds.
What a nice lion, right? And now I know
That twenty centuries have gone along
And things were bad sometimes, and things were good,
And if a lion slouches toward Bethlehem,
That’s ’cause it’s native to the Levant.








![Screenshot of two tweets. Text says, [to the tune of "Eleanor Rigby"]
Inflatable Tube Man
Flopping his limbs as he screams and he flails
Incredible sales
Look at him shimmy
Haunted and bright like the ghost of a clown
No money down](https://karenkaminski.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Screenshot-2026-03-26-at-08-18-44-Instagram-1024x964.png)








