(From McSweeney’s lists.)

Moving furniture

Rolling bowling balls off of tables

Keeping time to music by beating a staff

Picking up anvils, and then dropping them


My camera has disappeared into the depths of my new closet, so the plan of posting pictures of the weekend’s progress on the apartment (bookshelves!)is not going to happen today. I know the camera’s in the apartment because I took a picture of the shower curtain two weeks ago; I just don’t know where I put it. I thought this list was evocative of apartment life, though–I’m just glad they get up when I do and not earlier.