Happy Birthday (Tomorrow) To My Dad

My dad will be 79 tomorrow! It’s hard to remember that that’s pretty old, because he just keeps going. Last weekend he was up on a ladder and bending conduit; he walks at least five miles a day; and he isn’t even all the way gray.

I hope I can still be that strong when I’m 79–literally but of course figuratively too. He’s still learning (cooking, gardening, model railroad computer programming, history). He’s sharing a lifetime of knowledge. He’s making the best of things, and that’s really admirable.

So happy birthday, Dad. I hope tomorrow is a great day! We love you.

Accessorizing Your Toolbox

I got my orange tool chest a few years ago from Harbor Freight but I only recently learned they make accessories for it. Shown here: A magnetic tray, a magnetic paper towel holder, and a magnetic power strip, and on the other side, a fold-out table and a magnetic hook.

 

I don’t know why these make me so happy–maybe it’s the idea of Harbor Freight saying, “You know, manly toolbox-owning men really DO want to color-coordinate their manly toolboxes.” I guess the urge to optimize/organize is genderless.

Getting Offline

This is a text I sent to Doc after a day of presentations about how AI can do our jobs:
Screenshot of a text that says, Do you want to go up Millcreek right after work and touch grass with me? I might turn into the next unabomber unless I go

 

So we went and I put myself in the water and was immediately happier.
a woman in a big hat sitting on a rock in a mountain stream

 

The trees don’t care about effective prompting. The lizard we saw has never heard of an AI agent. The long grasses have no idea that the creative industry as we know it is threatened. (Oh to be a long grass…)
A mountain in the background with pine and scrub oak trees in the foreground, with a path going into the distance

I stayed offline Saturday, hanging shelves in the garage (photos tomorrow); Sunday we went to the pool. Sometimes you just have to be reminded that “there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo.” (And it’s worth fighting for.)

The Secret (Very Hot) Garden

I’m watering for my friend again. It’s a magical garden with high walls (which helped his fruit trees escape that late frost we had) but it’s a beast to water when the days are 100 degrees. But it’s certainly photogenic!

Teaching The Next Pet How To Talk

I watched this reel because I knew the author but after about 30 seconds I would have watched anyone talk about it.

 

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This is the dog she mentions, so it works with both species:

 

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Yes this is a cool party trick, but Elsie the cat can ask for pain meds when she needs it. That alone is worth trying to train a creature on these buttons.

 

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Dog Reality

Extremely long-term readers of the blog will know I was thinking about a dog before I ended up with Toby. Now that Toby’s gone, I just don’t think another cat can compare with him, so I’m back to dog thoughts.

I’m currently in the phase where I try to list out all the cons of dog ownership to see if this is something I really want to do. I hadn’t really considered eating random stuff? This is a thread from 2019 that I found again, and wow is it vivid:

screenshot of a post that says "What's the weirdest thing your dog ever ate and didn't need a trip to the vet for? Asking for me."

Screenshot of a post that says "In no particular order; deer legs, baby birds, tampons (used and new), rocks, diapers (used and new), plastic wrap, pizza boxes, 10-15 clif bars in a setting, three sticks of butter (along with those clif bars), fecal material (deer, cat, dog, human, bird, mustelid, bear...), etc" with a reply that says "Living the dream"
Screenshot of a post that says "Half a bottle of canola oil plus a whole fresh roll of toilet paper. If she hadn't barfed it up all over my bed we would have brought her to the vet." and a reply that says, "My dog ate an entire box of dishwasher tablets ..."
screenshot of a post that says, "Foam earplugs, goat poop, horse poop, hoof trimmings, lip balm (duh), used paper napkins, and a whole bird (maybe a starling) that she caught like a ninja and gulped down super fast."
Screenshot of a post with a happy dog and this text: "My name's Bentley and I love rocks, chocolate chip pancakes, lipstick, and used tampons that my mom has to pull out of my ass"

 

Of course, cats can be gross too: Screenshot of a post with a cat picture and this text: "This idiot once ate an entire bag of dried lentils (he thought they were cat food?) right before I had to leave for the airport. He then proceeded to vomit the lentils all over my suitcase."

Flowers

I noticed some bookended purple flowers at the care center where Doc’s mom is getting better…
Purple freesias on a nightstand in a medical room.

…and on the trail in Millcreek.Purple violets on the forest floor

The first flush of green is still in the mountains but it’s already starting to dry out–good thing the violets got a chance to bloom.
A grassy meadow in front of towering pine trees

A Theme, Perhaps

A slightly burnt blueberry pie with colorful candles in it Two lengths of patterned fabric laid out on a rug pad Not shown in this weekend’s pictures: my meltdown over getting the pies my nephew requested too brown; my meltdown over not being able to actually fit the intended patterns on the fabric I laid out for cutting; my meltdown over making a grocery list so we can go to Trader Joe’s. HMMM…

At least today is a new day?

Semi-annual Cookie Fest

We did the new Easter tradition of brunch and cookie delivery over the weekend. Six dozen cookies and six pastry tips this time!

Cookie decorating workstation with 6 piping bags and trays of cookies

Decorated cookies with pink, yellow, green, and orange frosting

I took today off too, because it’s so slow/I decorated cookies most of Saturday. Time to eat cookies and sew!