My friend was talking about a store meeting he gave and described his staff’s reaction (ranging from support to “reverence” to frustration to anger, apparently) and announced,
“I’m the Kim Jong Il of social stationers.”
I’m pretty sure I don’t need to call him ever again because I don’t think he’s ever going to top that line.
The image of this scene is priceless. I can’t describe the smile this brought to my face on a Monday. Epic.