What did we do for fun without the internet? Where would gems like these come from? Like this headline, from Gawker:
Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Drunk Driving After Her Car Crashes Under The Weight Of Its Cocaine Bounty

And this quote, from the Blueprint magazine staff blog: “About a year ago, I acquired a stuffed-animal-making habit with her super-easy Steve the Cat pattern [ever write a sentence and then think, how did anyone ever agree to marry me?].”

Hey, I think that ALL THE TIME.