1. Sometimes New Yorker humor hits: “I’m Thrilled to Announce That Nothing Is Going On with Me.” I mean, this is meant to be funny but it’s also so accurate! “Personally, my life revolves around the half-dozen things that comfort me, and nothing more.”

 

2. This is also accurate and wow, it gets old being my own zookeeper sometimes:

 

3. I wore something I made in my last interview before I got the new job and we talked about it and now I am wondering if I can wear anything I haven’t made.

 

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