1. I neglected to mention yesterday that I found a nine-hour roller disco playlist to listen to while you imagine yourself roller skating like young Patrick Swayze. Enjoy!

2. I am HERE for this: Books Where the Dog Dies, Rewritten So the Dog Doesn’t Die

3. Everybody hang in there. Send a few letters suggesting that maybe we wait to confirm a new Supreme Court Justice, oh, say, maybe as long as the Republicans made Obama wait to confirm Merrick Garland. Just a thought.