1. Go to the Deseret Peak Demolition Derby in Tooele tomorrow. (Fireworks! Cash! Prizes!) Starts at 5:00, tickets are $5.00. They have beer there, too, but if you’re drinking it you can’t sit in the family section. I highly recommend this one.
2. Hell, if you can go to the first demolition derby of the season, why would you want do anything else?
3. Watch out for Godzilla: