File this one under the “IDGAF” category of Christmas songs: Augie Rios’ 1958 recording of “Ol’ Fatso,” which announces, “Don’t care who you are, old fatso–get those reindeer off my roof.”

I kinda love how dismissive it is. Carols about peace and joy? Nope, how about judgy ones about strangers getting off your lawn. Or roof.

1950s, you had the best novelty Christmas music!