Somewhere, An Old Lady Is Missing The Bottom Of Her Housecoat

Because doesn’t this look like I took a housecoat and made it into a shirt? I knew I picked a nostalgic print; I didn’t realize the finished item would look like it could have been worn by someone named Mavis Greenwald, in Waukegan, some hot summer around 1968. She probably liked the pockets, so she could keep her handerchief and maybe even her cigarettes handy.