Comments are still a novelty to me, so I was excited to see one on my Buttars post from yesterday. And guess what? It was from a Buttars supporter! It was so very crazy that I deleted it—then thought, “But it’s too good not to share.” Below, my favorite parts of it (oh yes, it was lopnger):

you are a hypocrite liar who publicly preaches free speech (except when it is something with which you disagree)but who really hates open discourse.

anyone who might say, “hey, you have a black mark on your {record}{shirt} {soul}” is a racist devil to be destroyed.
If i say “that black mark on your record is one ugly baby” I should have my gonads removed by a team of man hating lesbian trasgendered [sic] half elf midgets with a speech impediment.

Because people who think Buttars is a hate-monger with the faintest grasp of subject-verb agreement are clearly man-hating lesbian (and transgendered–bonus!) half elf midgets with a speech impediment. Sorry, guys.