I’ve decided it’s time to re-adopt a habit I formed in my youth and get an imaginary boyfriend (past ones included Peter O’Toole and Schubert). My new imaginary boyfriend will be a combination of the David Bowie character from Labyrinth (we knew nothing good could come from that) and Sherlock Holmes. I just can’t decide whether his name should be David Holmes or Sherlock Bowie.
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Sherlock Bowie!
My god, do we even need to question how fantastic that man is?
(While I’ve not actually dated Sherlock, I think I saw that David Holmes guy drunk and alone at the bar…don’t bother)