I’ve decided it’s time to re-adopt a habit I formed in my youth and get an imaginary boyfriend (past ones included Peter O’Toole and Schubert). My new imaginary boyfriend will be a combination of the David Bowie character from Labyrinth (we knew nothing good could come from that) and Sherlock Holmes. I just can’t decide whether his name should be David Holmes or Sherlock Bowie.
Sherlock Bowie!
My god, do we even need to question how fantastic that man is?
(While I’ve not actually dated Sherlock, I think I saw that David Holmes guy drunk and alone at the bar…don’t bother)