Bob Dylan is 66 today. In honor of his birthday, you can celebrate International Talk Like Bob Dylan Day, you can listen to my two favorite Dylan songs, or you can read some celebratory haiku I wrote for him. Because every iconic musician needs some celebratory haiku.

What makes you so cool?
The Ray-Ban Wayfarers?
The cigarette voice?

Your profundity
always impresses me, and
I’m not even stoned.

I saw you on tour
and wished I were a groupie.
Alas, you’re too old.