1. Look, I have kitchen cupboards!
They’ve made so much progress! I don’t have a lender yet! Aaaaaaaaaaah!

2. I realized that my driver’s license expired on my birthday (the 3rd). Today’s the 14th. Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

3. And finally, a new site that I love entitled “Things Real People Don’t Say About Advertising.” Here’s a sample of what people don’t say: