1. It’s still raining.
2. You may have already seen this, but I remember watching Kill Bill and thinking, “I wish I knew the movies Tarantino was referencing.” Well, this video tells you! (Warning, it’s clips from Kill Bill so it’s going to be violent.)
3. And finally, some writer has determined what your email salutations really say about you. For example:
“Greetings:” denotes that I signed up for your dreadful boutique’s mailing list in hopes of impressing somebody in the store, and now I resent all of the parties involved, myself most of all.