1. I have a couch! I feel just like a real adult now, with a KitchenAid and flat-pack furniture.
2. It’s February 1st, also known as
Imbolc if you’re a Celt or St. Brigid’s Day if you’re a Catholic. Essentially, it’s a pagan Groundhog Day, although it does signal the beginning of the end of winter.

3. Here’s a philosophical question to ponder: Do you think the alpacas know that the reflection in the mirror is themselves?