1. Have you discovered Martha Stewart’s blog yet? It’s often unintentionally hilarious, but always fun to read. She’s been blogging from Warsaw (where she’s waiting to get into England), and was taking pictures of a cafe’s coffees, baked goods…and customers:Her caption for this one: “A very handsome Polish customer at Bilkle’s.” Go, Martha!

2. I’ve been thinking my apartment needs more art…and then I saw this goat print. How cool would that be if it weren’t $250?

3. Here’s your George Orwell quote for the week: “The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one’s real and one’s declared aims, one turns … instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish squirting out ink.”