1. Have you all heard about the killer whale killing a trainer at Sea World? Let’s see, we make a creature with highly evolved social networks and communication skills and the ability to swim vast distances live in something the size of a bathtub, alone, and we’re surprised when this happens? I’d be plotting to kill my captors, too.

2. The latest science news tells us that the world we know may be a giant hologram, so maybe I shouldn’t let things like #1 upset me so much. It’s also kind of reminiscent of The Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

3. I saw this image on a t-shirt but now I can’t find a link to the shirt, just the image. “So long and thanks for all the fish,” indeed.