1. My parents will celebrate their 40th anniversary this Sunday. 40! Way to go, guys.

2. The Salt Lake Greek Festival is this going on through Sunday. I’ve personally renamed it The Sheep Apocalypse, but, you know, you could go if you like that sort of thing.

3. This will be the best internet video you see all week, I promise: Better Names for Things. It involves a Target. And word fun. And a happy soundtrack.