1. I have a new upstairs neighbor, whom I met on Wednesday. He asked me about the neighborhood and I started rattling off facts like “these nighbors have a dog named Esme, this one walks to work every morning at 7:30, these people have two cats that don’t go outside much, this neighbor works at the liquor store,” etc. I sounded like I spent all my time watching the neighbors.
2. In case the elections made you sad, here’s something happier. I found it encouraging but don’t click if you’re offended by swearing: What the F*** Has Obama Done So Far?
3. And finally, I just discovered the genre of redubbed music videos:
Elm! Beef! Elm! Beef!