1. The nation has evolved to its final form: Car dealership
Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall!
— The Daily Show (@thedailyshow.com) March 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
2. OK, sorry we had to look at that reality TV clown. Speaking of not looking at the devil’s butthole, I just found a newsletter called Trumplessness, “designed to deliver journalism *without* requiring a dive into the horrors du jour.” Sign me up!
3. Found a picture of me on the internet:
