1. Hey America, how’s it going?

This honestly seems like a good test:

 

2. Uh, moving on, I did not think I’d end up reading a long-form piece about competitive Excel. The writing, though! “A good spreadsheet shows you the universe and gives you the ability to create new ones. And the people in this room, in their dad jeans and short-sleeved button-downs, are the gods on Olympus, bending everything to their will.”

 

3. Doc has another sabbatical coming up this summer and this is going to be the vibe for him: