1. Me when I realize it’s December 1 and I have 2-3 weeks to sew the gifts I’d planned out in the past and then put off for kitchen stuff and work:


2. This is from 2021 so I’m sure the newest iteration of GPT would be a little less absurd, but please enjoy these deeply ominous “Christmas entities” it spit out after being fed tales of the Krampus, Rudolph, and the Yule Cat:


3. It’s not Christmas music so Lights Out won’t get you, plus it’s pretty mesmerizing: Please enjoy a live performance of Ravi Shankar and Ali Akbar Khan.