1. Speaking of being hit by cars while riding a bike: You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault.
“The only appropriate time and place to ride a bike is a time beyond time and a place beyond place, where the space-time continuum is bent so strangely you are both everywhere and nowhere, eternal and nonexistent.”
2. Prison Can Be A Hostile Place. Then the Birds Came.
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