1. It’s the end of week 10 working from home for me. I think. What is time? I’m just glad I can go to the gym again, bros.
2. I had no idea people were still doing the [illegal] Cannonball coast-to-coast speed drive, but they are and someone just set a new record of 26 hours. Road and Track does NOT approve but honestly this sounds bonkers and amazing:
All we know about this new set of scofflaws is that there were three, maybe four of them, and that they were driving a white 2019 Audi A8 sedan with a pair of red plastic marine fuel tanks ratchet-strapped into its trunk. They started at the Red Ball Garage in New York City at 11:15 pm on April 4, and ended less than 27 hours later at the Portofino Hotel & Marina in Redondo Beach, California, the traditional start and end points of a Cannonball attempt.
3. Put this in the dictionary under “joy”. Might as well put it under all the other words too because it’s such a delight:
PUDDLES !!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/TXjpJGW0Jl
— 🎸𝐆𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐲 🤘 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐧🎸 (@ScotsmanGrumpy) May 17, 2020