1. It’s The Onion, but it feels right: Study Finds Owning Cool Leather Jacket More Rewarding Than Raising Children.
2. Not AT ALL related and no, I don’t feel personally attacked in the slightest, why do you ask?
ONIOCHALASIA is shopping or purchasing things as a form of relaxation or stress relief.
— Haggard Hawks ???????? (@HaggardHawks) October 9, 2019