1. These are just hilarious: Love Poems For Married People
You look up, and perhaps because of the expression on my face
you say, “What?”
It would be impossible for me to explain
if you don’t already understand.
2. It’s Bob Ross season again at our house: Doc is working more later shifts, everyone is stressed out, and sometimes you just need to watch something soothing by the glow of the twinkle lights–and receive life advice at the same time. 
(Not my capture–via Respectful Memes on Twitter, which I love unironically.)