Today I was going to play either Ad Police (the Utah anti-meth ads really bother me) or Word Police (seriously, Trolley Square? You really want to post a flier a year after your fatal shootings that says, “Hit the Bricks! Shop til You Drop!” ?) but I don’t think righteous indignation is what we need on a Monday.

No, what we need on a Monday are pictures of cute baby goats:

(Pictures taken from search results for “cute baby goat,” of course.)

Now we can pretend we work on a goat dairy instead of various business-to-business tech accounts.