Today I was going to play either Ad Police (the Utah anti-meth ads really bother me) or Word Police (seriously, Trolley Square? You really want to post a flier a year after your fatal shootings that says, “Hit the Bricks! Shop til You Drop!” ?) but I don’t think righteous indignation is what we need on a Monday.
No, what we need on a Monday are pictures of cute baby goats:
(Pictures taken from search results for “cute baby goat,” of course.)
Now we can pretend we work on a goat dairy instead of various business-to-business tech accounts.
Screw the goats.
I want to play Ad Police and Word Police.
Firstly – Ad Police
I also hate the meth ads. I also hate the “don’t hit a pedestrian” ads. I hate that both ads look like they used the same photo shoot, the same agency, the same design, etc. Double shit.
Secondly – Word Police
I went to Trolley yesterday (of course to visit Tabula and pick up more cranes notecards) and I thought the same thing. Come on, people! Neither phrase (Hit the Bricks / Shop til you Drop) is any good – and put them together you get, again, double shit.
And I’ll get to feed the goats!