Tonight will be an exciting night, because I’ll take out the car and drive to buy a cat toy on sale! While wearing a muumuu! I’ll be doing this fifty years from now, too!
But look what BigLots had in its ad–Toby needs one:
And I’m not even thirty yet. Just think how bad it’s going to get…
You probably look much hotter now in a muumuu than you will when your 50.
Six cats on a ranch, baby!