The scariest thing of all (via)
The correct answer is “remove your flesh and join them” (via)
Store bought is always fine! (via)
Oops, my glove! (via)
Category: gram time
What Am I Doing?!
Reader, I’m doing it: I’m quitting my agency job of eight years. I’m getting on Doc’s insurance and going to try freelance for a little bit, then either keep that up or look for another gig. Who knows! I don’t have a plan after the “B” of the quit your job BLT!
If you’ve seen the memes I’ve been posting for the last six months I’m sure you’re not all that surprised; this feels long overdue (longer than six months, for sure). Here are some choice, choice memes I’ve been saving for this very day:
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I even made a playlist, lol.
Finally, here’s some self promotion now that I’m going to be self-employed: Do you need a copywriter/ACD? Hit me up on my professional site! Do you need a Patagonia-style fleece? Message me on Instagram (or see the saved “custom fleece” highlight for more info)!
Things I’m Looking At
I seem to be collecting memes like this:
See?
So true (from Fiorenza Art):
Also true (from Maybell Eequay):
Tweets Of My Feelings
You and me both, Georgia:
I have done nothing all summer but wait for myself to be myself again—
-O’Keefe
— Dare Williams (@Dare_Williams13) August 4, 2022
ACCURATE:
Anyway, good morning pic.twitter.com/LvauDcgkW8
— Luchie 🍳 (@heyluchie) August 4, 2022
Also accurate:
I do not want to be a woman in the work force!!! I want to be a little creature drinking from a creek!!!!!!
— dj fuck (@eggshellfriend) August 8, 2022
Me to just about everything:
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) July 7, 2022
Big Moods
Time For A Moodboard
Someone I follow on Instagram has been visiting the Amalfi Coast for a week and I can relate to this:
I can also relate to this:
My mood this week:
And my mood always:
Feelings And Memes
Toby was a champ at the vet and barely stopped eating just now when I gave him his first unsupervised insulin injection. So that’s a relief. But I’m sure he feels this just as hard as I do:
This is so accurate and I change what side of the bus I sit on every hour, sometimes:
Live footage of me at my job:
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Gram Time, Grim Edition
I’m not even religious, but this truly seems blasphemous to me:
Accurate and I hate it: 
Ruth Mora speaking truth:
This is all of us:
Who’s ready to protest outside politician’s houses so hard that the Senate passes a law in 24 hours even though they say it’s impossible to work quickly to actually legislate if it’s guns oh wait
Meme Things
This is my favorite tweet of all time (from the Not a Wolf account):
I LOVE APPLYING FOR JOBS
SO MANY GREAT OPTIONS
WOULD I LIKE TO BE PAID POORLY OR WOULD I LIKE TO WORK FOR SOMEONE EVIL
OH COOL THIS ONE IS BOTH
I HOLD MY DESTINY IN MY HANDS
— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) May 1, 2022
A reminder from Ruth Mora, aka Mean Machine:
It’s fun to contemplate a career change and then be brought up short by the realization you’d have to find all new healthcare providers on a different network (from Buddy Head):
I mean, what if???? (Frog Witch)
A Mood Board!
After 16 years this blog is mostly just reposting memes and I’m OK with that. Memes relieve our feelings:
An actual picture of me:
Doing anything other than hanging out with Toby: 
Feeding myself the last couple weeks:
Yep (sound on):
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