For the first time at this apartment, a package I was expecting has gone missing. What makes me suspect a craft thief? The package had vintage patterns in it. Plus, my JoAnn sales mailer hasn’t arrived and I know that they’re having a President’s Day sale.

Will the patterns turn up? Will I ever get a 40% coupon for JoAnn? Who could be sabotaging my crafty endeavors? It’s a mystery. (Also, am I glad this is my only problem? Yes.)