Newly-elected Utah House speaker Dave Clark made this mystifying analogy in yesterday’s paper. About the need for ethics reform, he said:

“It was like we had a car in the barn that had been sitting there for 10 years. We fired it up and ran it around the track and parts of it weren’t working as well as we thought. Until we took it for a test drive, we didn’t know, so it caught us off guard, but that’s why we’re proposing that we put these items up for discussion.”

Wow, I just can’t wait until January!