We’re going to see Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen tonight, and while I don’t have high expectations of it, just yesterday I found a priceless review by Roger Ebert that makes me think it’s going to be pretty bad:

“If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.”

“The music of hell”? Roger Ebert, you are a treasure. I will think of your review tonight in the theater and probably laugh in inappropriate moments.

And speaking of movies: This site is genius. Genius! Why has no one thought of this before?