(I had posts lined up about the sad state of American cooking and about a sad movie about Japanese dolphin-killers, but we don’t need all that sad in the middle of the week.)

So instead, let’s talk about The Random P.G. Wodehouse Quote Generator. He’s been on my list to get around to reading, and now I really need to bump him up to the top of the list, based on these examples:

His first emotion was one of surprise that so much human tonnage could have been assembled at one spot. A cannibal king, beholding them, would have whooped with joy and reached for his knife and fork with the feeling that for once, the catering department had not failed him.

and my particular favorite,
It was obvious that only the fact of his having no soul prevented the iron from entering into it.