Oh Lord, Won’t You Buy Me A Mercedes Benz?

My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

Or maybe just a newer Focus? One that isn’t spewing anti-freeze? How about it, Lord?

(That song has been in my head ever since I ordered a pair of Janis Joplin-style platform sandals last week. I was going to post a picture of them today, but puddles of anti-freeze were on my mind more this morning. Too bad I can’t drive my shoes.)