I realized a few years ago that the reason I always hated New Year’s Eve was because it required leaving the house,  going to places where there were other people, and often drinking gross things. So I came up with a better plan, which I will enact tonight:

Stay home with the your true love (meow!), drink something nice, and watch the second Thin Man movie. “They’ve come to make your holiday happy,” after all.


I approve of this plan. Toby approves of this plan. Nora Charles does, too.