Get With It, Birds

Last week the bird feeder I’d been using for 2.5 years here fell down somehow, which broke the glass and put it out of commission. So last weekend I comparison shopped and got a new, deluxe feeder, one that holds about a metric ton of seed and has a roof and drainage and even two baskets for suet cakes.

I thought the birds would be all over their upgraded feeder (and the suet), but no. In 8 days, no bird has landed on it. The sparrows’ consternation the first two days was almost funny–while I assumed they’d get over it. Now it’s just strange. I have taken to shaking all of that seed out of the feeder to the ground, where the birds will finally eat it.

I don’t think I’ve lost any bird visitors–and the quail are really happy about all that seed on the ground–but what should I do? Just wait it out? Enter into a contest of wills with the sparrows? It says something about my mental state lately that I think that’s a fine plan.