1. If this weren’t $300 I would do it, too: I Bought a Caftan With My Dog’s Face on It
“Learning that I could give the internet 300 dollars and in exchange receive a custom-printed formal caftan printed with my dog’s face seemed not only like an unobjectionable course of action, but a correct one.”
2. Renaissance-style photo portraits of auto mechanics from Freddy Fabris:
3. I can’t stop laughing. Vowels!