1. Speaking of women’s health: Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
Is my insomnia caused by a spike in testosterone, or by the crippling fear that I could be arrested for saying the word “abortion” in 2025? Even if I’m joking. Like now. (This is a joke, for future reference.)
Is my anxiety perimenopausal, or is it a natural reaction to finding out Hulk Hogan might be the new Secretary of Homeland Security?
2. When satire is absolutely believable:
3. Yes this is true: 