1. The only kind of job application I want to fill out lately: Please Accept My Application To Become A Bog Body. “Give me a cloak and leave me alone,” yes.
2. Pretty great: Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5” Adjusted for Late-Stage Capitalism
3. Ahem:
4. This is wonderful, turn the sound on and dust off your skates:
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