I found this in my online reading yesterday: A site with the premise, “If we started a movie on the day you were born, and stretched it over your lifespan, this is where you’d be in that movie.”
You enter your birthday, how long you expect to live, and pick a movie (Ghostbusters, 2001, Star Wars, etc.), then the results tell you where you are in that movie, if that movie were your life.
Apparently, I’m in that long fantastic scene in 2001 where Dave is jogging in the round part of the spaceship. I don’t know how that helps me with my Wednesday at all, but such is the internet.