My¬†technophobe best friend–he of the Sunday Night Conversations–recently got an iPhone and now has taken a pro-texting stance. That means we can check in with each other all the time now and I get gems like this:




(To be fair, I was checking in with him after he went through dental implant surgery with just local anesthesia, not general. I think I’d be saying, “We’re all animals,” in that case, too.)