Booze For When You Are Hot And Tired

It’s been above 90 all week and I’m still getting used to it, which means sleeping badly and melting in a million degree car at the end of the work day. What to drink when you get home and still have plants to water and dinner to make and miles to go before you sleep? The kalimotxo (ka-lee-MO-cho), aka equal parts red wine and Coke.

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It sounds SUSPICIOUSLY like “redneck sangria” (wine and orange soda or Sprite) but it is apparently Basque, so it’s automatically classy and European. Heck, there’s even a New York Times article about it, so you know it’s legit. Hold your head high and drink up, and then get all your chores done.

The Joy Of A Drink

Because it’s my Friday, here is short musing on the pleasures of a single drink, from Eqsuire magazine (I know):

The thing about one drink — a glass of liquor we’re talking about, hopefully a stiff pour — is that it doesn’t involve enough alcohol to make anything stop working. Your eyesight, your natural grace, your moral compass — they’re all left intact. Because one drink doesn’t compromise anything. It enhances. You have one drink and your world becomes slightly better. The bar is a slightly better bar. Your dog is a slightly better dog. Your work is slightly more brilliant. And for that, you pay no price. Your outward appearance is unchanged — to your drinking partner, to your boss, to your kid, to a cop. You haven’t wrecked anything. You haven’t said anything stupid. You were a gentleman when you started drinking and you are a gentleman — a slightly more interesting one, which is nice — when you finish drinking. For a good thirty minutes (it doesn’t work if you don’t sip the drink and make it last), everything about the universe is slightly less intolerable. One drink is a free ride.

(The article goes on up to four, but I’m too old for those kind of numbers. And also not a manly male reader of Esquire.)

A Sure Sign

I know it’s still February, but the evenings are so much lighter that it feels almost like spring. It’s not quite time to call it, Narnia-style, but it’s close. Another sign that spring is coming? I’ve switched to white-wine cocktails. Years ago I liked a vermouth cassis, but now that I’m older I like something less sweet (more bitter, ahem) and I’ve been having a Campari spritz. Not only is it not red wine or whiskey, it’s a fabulous color.

Bonus: It’s light enough you can have one at your desk as you work on projects in the evening and not have your projects go off the rails:
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Drinking With The Seasons



I am looking forward to coming home tonight, sitting on my postage-stamp deck, and having a glass of Lillet, my spring aperitif of choice.
Yes, it’s delicious; but what I think I really love about it is the copy on the bottle:

It can be enjoyed anywhere, on any occasion; however, it is perfect for those special times when day turns to evening and evening turns to night! [emphasis and punctuation theirs]

I may not have special times! like that to celebrate but I like the spirit of it nonetheless.

Thing #21, aka IT’S BOOZE TIME

I finally bit the bullet and stocked my home bar over the weekend, accomplishing Thing 21 on my list of 30 Things:
The scotch is for sipping, not for mixing.

Right now my “bar” is in an upper kitchen cabinet but someday I will arrange all the booze on a fancy tray or cart in my imaginary living room:

Yes, it feels good accomplishing my alcohol-related goals.

A Cocktail For The Last Half Of Winter

While I’m not one to get tired of whiskey or scotch or gin (oh my), sometimes it’s nice to break out of the seasonal rut–which for me in winter is whiskey or scotch or a Gibson. I’m slowly stocking up my bar for the 30 Things, so when I was thinking of cocktail options I wasn’t able to make a Sidecar with brandy, but I discovered the Chelsea Sidecar.

Take 2 ounces of gin, half an ounce of Cointreau, and a teaspoon of lemon juice and shake it up. Enjoy the lemony deliciousness and the frosty cold gin. Just enjoy slowly, because this one is strong.

Besides its delicious taste, this one gets extra points because it’s an even lesser-known variation on an old-fashioned cocktail and it has “Chelsea” in the name, which makes you feel all sorts of late 60’s mod and hip. Although that could just be the gin.

Speaking Of Alcohol…

A few weeks ago I found a news article about new research that makes the claim that early humans developed agriculture not for a steady supply of food, but a steady supply of booze. As the article tells us,

[Archaeologist Patrick McGovern’s]bold thesis, which he lays out in his book, Uncorking the Past. The Quest for Wine, Beer and Other Alcoholic Beverage, states that agriculture–and with it the entire Neolithic Revolution, which began about 11,000 years ago–are ultimately results of the irrepressible impulse toward drinking and intoxication.

“Available evidence suggests that our ancestors in Asia, Mexico, and Africa cultivated wheat, rice, corn, barley, and millet primarily for the purpose of producing alcoholic beverages,” McGovern explains. While they were at it, he believes, drink-loving early civilizations managed to ensure their basic survival.

Hey, I think it sounds plausible. If I had to struggle to survive every day, I’d want a drink, too.

Food-Related Things I Learned Last Night

I was searching the Gourmet.com archives for a plum cake recipe that used ingredients I had, got distracted by their Cocktails of the Decade, 1940-2000 gallery (awesome), and noticed a cocktail called the Phoebe Snow. I knew the Phoebe Snow was a train, and that Utah Phillips wrote a song about it (her?), but I didn’t know the backstory: Both the cocktail and the train were named for
a character created for a railroad advertising campaign that ran from the 1880s into the middle of the 20th century. The original Phoebe Snow was a young woman whose white dress remained pristine while riding the train because it ran on anthracite rather than normal, sooty coal.

Both Wikipedia and Utah Phillips back that up. Cool.

(Here’s Phoebe, courtesy of Wikipedia.)

Then I moved on the The Joy of Cooking, still looking for a plum cake recipe, and I finally decided to look up “cockaigne.” Many recipes in there are called “Chocolate Cake Cockainge” or “Christmas Fruitcake Cockaigne” and while I’ve been reading the cookbook since I was about ten, I’ve never bothered to find out what it means. (In my head, I had decided it meant “with nuts;” I don’t know why.)

As it turns out, in medieval times “cockaigne” was a mythical land of plenty to peasants, kind of like the Big Rock Candy Mountain was to hobos. The Joy of Cooking authors had a country house named that, so all the “Recipe Cockaignes” were really just their house specialites–no nuts involved. Apparently this was in the forward to the cookbook the entire time. Thanks, Wikipedia!

(I did finally make “Plum Cake Cockaigne,” but I always forget how much sugar plums need. It’s a little tart.)

For Your Summer Cocktails, Now That It Is Summer-like

I’ve been reading about an elderflower liquer in my magazines for a while now, and it’s finally available in the liquor stores here! (Well, in the new wine store, at least.) I’d been subsituting the non-alcoholic IKEA elderflower concentrate (“Fladersaft”) in the recipes I’d read calling for the liquer, but this

has nothing on this:

Buy it for the bottle alone, and feel like your apartment is really full of French antiques and witty people enjoying a full bar whenever you open the cupboard. The site is nice, too–the St. Germain Cocktail with sparkling wine and soda water is going to be the new fancy drink around here.

The First Signs Of The Season

The robins hopping around and the bulbs coming up and the seasonal allergies I’ve had all week tell me that spring is coming (tomorrow is the Equinox!), but do you know what really means the end of winter for me?

The return of the gin and tonic! I can only drink them when it’s warm outside and it’s been so nice this week that tonight is the night.

Delicious, delicious beverage of summer, how I’ve missed you….