A Story In Two Parts, Ending With A Beatles Song

First part: I went into job #2 during December and saw a business card by the cash register. It was a U of U card for a professor with a doctorate, Katherine Coles. Katy Coles! I had an intermediate poetry class with her at the U, back when I wanted to get a double major. I never really talked to her but remember admiring and envying her poems, her gray pants, her songwriting skills, her poetic dark straight hair that did what she wanted it to. (I still had long curly hair then. Or rather, the hair had me.) I looked around my second job during Christmas in retail hell, had a little moment of “Huh. Wonder where I’d be if I had pursued English to a doctorate level” and forgot about it.

Second part: I was reading the coverage of Ralph “O RLY?” Becker’s swearing in yesterday in the Tribune, and noticed that he read a poem from Utah’s Poet Laureate. Guess who? Katherine Coles. She’s written two novels and four poetry collections; she’s been published in the Paris Review and the New Republic; she’s a Utah Poet Laureate who can actually write, unlike the last one. (Check out the poem—very Mark Strand.)

I can’t really express my feelings about these two stories. (I bet Katy could!) There’s some “That could be me,” some “But I scorn the idea of a state poet laureate,” some “I have a glamorous ad job,” some “Well, it isn’t really glamorous but I bet professors don’t earn lots of money, either” and all sorts of things in between. You know the medley that ends side two of Abbey Road, with You Never Give Me Your Money, Polythene Pam, She Came In Through The Bathroom Window, and Carry That Weight (“a long time”)? Oddly, that’s exactly how I feel.

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  2. But it’s not poetic and long anymore–click on the link to her U of U profile. (I still think I’m rocking the short hair more.)

    “Because it’s not whether you win or lose; it’s how you do your hair.”

  3. Yeah, poetic dark straight hair is really only viable until the age of twenty three, in my opinion. After that, it solicits “Hey! Why doesn’t your hair act it’s age?” comments from almost every passerby.

    Whereas short curls are ALWAYS in style, for everyone, everywhere.

  4. I’ll bet she has a lot of fun dealing with college dudes that are only taking poetry to score chicks.

    I’ll bet she has even more fun writing poems on demand for our illustrious government.

    Finally, I’ll bet that in her mad rush to a doctorate of english, she never took the time to learn how to negotiate a favorable publishing deal.

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