1. I kind of love this: Seinfeld episodes summarized from “the perspective of the normal women whom Jerry terrorized.”

2. Via Kottke, a long and saddening read on What Bullets Do to Bodies.

3. Quotes From 25 Famous Women on Their Pets. From Meghan Daum:

“In my life so far, I have never felt more in tune with another living thing. If Rex could have talked, we’d have finished each other’s sentences. Then I met my husband, and he loved Rex too. And though I stopped being that particular kind of single woman, we became a particular kind of couple: the kind for whom their dog is their child, the kind that talks about their dog in such a way that people who have actual children make fun of them in the car on the way home. But we didn’t care.”