Tuesday Project Roundup: Something Fun

My last two projects have been extra fiddly and, in the case of the pants, not even that wearable. Clearly, it was time for some craft glue.

It’s a coin purse! Except I think I need to adjust the size of any future purses because it seems a little big for coins but a little small for anything else. (I made my own pattern for the purse frames from this tutorial, where you can also find frames.)

The sewing and turning are finished in an episode of Saint Paul Sunday, and then there’s just waiting for the glue to dry. Fun with glue, fun with contrasting colors. Maybe I need to order more purse frames?

And The Voice Said, "Master Suite," And I Listened

As you know, I’ve been looking at houses for many months now, telling myself that I’ll let go of things like new construction, a second bathroom, a finished basement, and lately even a garage in order to live in my preferred area–close to downtown and easily walkable and bikeable.

That area features houses ranging from 1890 to about 1940–and I’ve seen the whole range, with different degrees of upkeep. I was looking at one from 1919 a couple weeks ago and the voice of reason in my head spoke up.

It said, “Karen, keep your life from turning into Grey Gardens in 20 years. Buy a house that won’t immediately fall apart around you.” And then it said, “You don’t walk or bike that much anyway–and it’s not like you’re moving to Daybreak.”

So that’s why I’m checking out two houses built in 2007 tonight. They’re south of 21st South (gasp) but they have things like powder rooms, and insulation, and bathrooms that are attached to your bedroom (!), and garages that are attached to your house (!!).

Did you know that most newer houses have ALL of those things BUILT IN? Can you imagine?

Friday Unrelated Information

1. Guys, the Large Hadron Collider worked! They smashed together ions (instead of protons) and got “quark-gluon plasma,” similar to what they think the Big Bang could have produced.

2. Did anyone watch the final new Sherlock episode on PBS? There were lots of in-jokes again, referencing “The Adventure of the Bruce Partington Plans” and “The Five Orange Pips.” And it ended on a CLIFFHANGER–I predict that the swimming pool is going to be the Reichenbach Falls of the second series.

3. I’m going to The Paris tonight for a champagne dinner–because how else do you celebrate a year of being single?

EDITED TO ADD #4:
I’m featured on my friend’s company blog today–go read about my blog on another blog; it will be very circular.

Cat Poem!

This poem was on the Writer’s Almanac earlier this week. I’m putting it up for my parents, who recently adopted two more cats, bringing their kitty total up to four.

exactly right

by Charles Bukowski

the strays keep arriving: now we have 5
cats and they are smart, spontaneous, self-
absorbed, naturally poised and awesomely
beautiful.

one of the finest things about cats is
that when you’re feeling down, very down,
if you just look at the cat at rest,
at the way they sit or lie and wait,
it’s a grand lesson in preserving
and
if you watch 5 cats at once that’s 5
times better.

no matter the extra demands they make
no matter the heavy sacks of food
no matter the dozens of cans of tuna
from the supermarket: it’s all just fuel for their
amazing dignity and their
affirmation of a vital
life
we humans can
only envy and
admire from
afar.

Tuesday (Wednesday) Project Roundup: PITA Skirt

This skirt was a royal pain in the you-know-what. It was the Burda pattern I’ve been making all year but the wool–a nice heavy tweed from B and J Fabrics–just fought me. Herringbone stretches in weird directions! Thick, weirdly stretchy wool needs to be stabilized around the zipper and the waistband! An invisible zipper is not the best choice for a heavy wool! Tweed frays so much you have to finish all the edges before even sewing the pieces together!

BUT–it’s done (thank god; I thought it would never end), it looks fine (on the outside), and I got lots of compliments on it Monday, so it’s not a failure.
However, I think this project taught me an important lesson: I really don’t want to make a coat after all.

We Interrupt This Tuesday Project Roundup

Because it’s Carl Sagan’s birthday!

Check out carlsagan.com, read up on the SETI Institute, or just watch Cosmos again. Here’s a clip from the opening:

The cosmos is full beyond measure of elegant truths, of exquisite interrelationships, of the awesome machinery of nature.

I know you wouldn’t approve of this, Carl, but I hope that somewhere, you’ve found out everything you still wanted to know.

Saturday Morning Cartoons

Last week I saw that Netflix had episodes of DuckTales available, a Disney cartoon that I watched from 1987-1990, probably while drawing unicorns.

Curiosity got the better of me and I watched an episode and a half this weekend, but whatever magic the show had was gone–along with seven-year-old Karen. (Not all cartoons can be as smart as Animaniacs, I guess.)

I did remember every word to the DuckTales theme song, though. And then had it stuck in my head all weekend. You’ve been warned.

Friday Unrelated Information

1. I have a new upstairs neighbor, whom I met on Wednesday. He asked me about the neighborhood and I started rattling off facts like “these nighbors have a dog named Esme, this one walks to work every morning at 7:30, these people have two cats that don’t go outside much, this neighbor works at the liquor store,” etc. I sounded like I spent all my time watching the neighbors.

2. In case the elections made you sad, here’s something happier. I found it encouraging but don’t click if you’re offended by swearing: What the F*** Has Obama Done So Far?

3. And finally, I just discovered the genre of redubbed music videos:

Elm! Beef! Elm! Beef!

Thursday Poem

I thought about this Mary Oliver poem the other day and wondered why I never posted it last year. I’d say that this one and the one below are her two most well-known poems, heavily used in the sort of “serenity now” inspirational sites that include pictures of waterfalls. But at least people are reading poems, right?


The Journey

One day you finally knew what you had to do, and began,
though the voices around you kept shouting their bad advice …
though the whole house began to tremble
and you felt the old tug at your ankles.
‘Mend my life!’ each voice cried.
But you didn’t stop.

You knew what you had to do, though the wind pried
with its stiff fingers at the very foundations …
though their melancholy was terrible.
It was already late enough,
and a wild night, and the road full of fallen
branches and stones.

But little by little, as you left their voices behind,
the stars began to burn through the sheets of clouds,
and there was a new voice, which you slowly recognized as your own,
that kept you company as you strode deeper and deeper into the world,
determined to do the only thing you could do,
determined to save the only life you could save.

In Which I Gave A Presentation And It Was OK

In maybe the most “professional” moment of my career to date, I went to a college marketing class last night and talked to them about brands. I had a PowerPoint prepared–with animations! I had speakers notes! I brought in a 1995 J. Peterman catalog as a prop! I answered grad students’ questions!

I was afraid it would be like this, but it actually went pretty well.

There are four kinds of business. Tourism. Food service. Railroads. And sales.